You crapper be charged with sexed attack for sabotaging your partner’s condoms. Unless you’re meet breaking them in like a good Samaritan, which is how I explained it to the judge. (Jezebel)
Anna Faris in some serious fuck-me shoe on David Letterman. (Celeb Slam)
Chris Brown is smooooooth. (The Blemish)
Rihanna abandons the Northern Ireland wheat fields and goes grubbing on the streets in her new video. (Hollywood Rag)
Mandy Moore masturbating with a cucumber. I favour spaghetti mash myself. (G Celeb)
Kim Kardashian confronts one of her haters. I dislike myself for typewriting that. See how it all comes flooded circle? (Seriously? OMG)
And speech of Kim Kardashian, surmisal who wore a see-through shirt to go bowling? One hint: she’s a colossus whore. (The Grumpiest)
Chace Crawford’s marijuana charges are dropped. When asked for comment, the DA said, “He’s white! What did you expect?” (Bitten & Bound)
Elisabetta Canalis might be soured Dancing with the Stars for now, but these pics of her in her tiny costumes module live on forever. (Moe Jackson)
Jessica Alba explains ground she titled her daughter Haven instead of “Membranes” or “Amniotic Sac.” (Dlisted)
Ladies and gentleman, allow me to inform the subtleties of a good anti-joke. (Caveman Circus)
I’ve got sextet words for you: Detroit’s Booty Lounge worker tailgating bus. Do with it what you will. (Busted Coverage)
Olivia Wilde looks terrible with towheaded hair. Like Christina Applegate during her “Married with Children” days. (Use My Computer)
Ashley Tisdale in a “Toddler & Tiaras” spoof. (Pop Crunch)
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