You crapper be springy with sexual attack for sabotaging your partner’s condoms. Unless you’re meet breaking them in like a beatific Samaritan, which is how I explained it to the judge. (Jezebel)
Anna Faris in some earnest fuck-me pumps on David Letterman. (Celeb Slam)
Chris Brown is smooooooth. (The Blemish)
Rihanna abandons the Northern Ireland cereal fields and goes grubbing on the streets in her newborn video. (Hollywood Rag)
Mandy Moore masturbating with a cucumber. I favour spaghetti squash myself. (G Celeb)
Kim Kardashian confronts digit of her haters. I hate myself for typing that. See how it every comes flooded circle? (Seriously? OMG)
And speech of Kim Kardashian, surmisal who wore a see-through shirt to go bowling? One hint: she’s a colossus whore. (The Grumpiest)
Chace Crawford’s hemp charges are dropped. When asked for comment, the DA said, “He’s white! What did you expect?” (Bitten & Bound)
Elisabetta Canalis might be soured Dancing with the Stars for now, but these pics of her in her tiny costumes module springy on forever. (Moe Jackson)
Jessica Alba explains why she named her daughter Haven instead of “Membranes” or “Amniotic Sac.” (Dlisted)
Ladies and gentleman, earmark me to present the subtleties of a beatific anti-joke. (Caveman Circus)
I’ve got six text for you: Detroit’s Booty Lounge stripper tailgating bus. Do with it what you will. (Busted Coverage)
Olivia Wilde looks intense with towheaded hair. Like Christina Applegate during her “Married with Children” days. (Use My Computer)
Ashley Tisdale in a “Toddler & Tiaras” spoof. (Pop Crunch)
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