You can be live with sexed attack for sabotaging your partner’s condoms. Unless you’re meet breaking them in same a beatific Samaritan, which is how I explained it to the judge. (Jezebel)
Anna Faris in whatever earnest fuck-me shoe on David Letterman. (Celeb Slam)
Chris Brown is smooooooth. (The Blemish)
Rihanna abandons the Northern island cereal fields and goes grubbing on the streets in her new video. (Hollywood Rag)
Mandy Moore masturbating with a cucumber. I favour spaghetti mash myself. (G Celeb)
Kim Kardashian confronts one of her haters. I dislike myself for typing that. See how it every comes flooded circle? (Seriously? OMG)
And speaking of Kim Kardashian, surmisal who wore a see-through shirt to go bowling? One hint: she’s a colossus whore. (The Grumpiest)
Chace Crawford’s hemp charges are dropped. When asked for comment, the DA said, “He’s white! What did you expect?” (Bitten & Bound)
Elisabetta Canalis strength be soured Dancing with the Stars for now, but these pics of her in her tiny costumes will live on forever. (Moe Jackson)
Jessica Alba explains why she titled her girl Haven instead of “Membranes” or “Amniotic Sac.” (Dlisted)
Ladies and gentleman, earmark me to present the subtleties of a beatific anti-joke. (Caveman Circus)
I’ve got sextet text for you: Detroit’s Booty Lounge worker tailgating bus. Do with it what you will. (Busted Coverage)
Olivia Wilde looks terrible with towheaded hair. Like Christina Applegate during her “Married with Children” days. (Use My Computer)
Ashley Tisdale in a “Toddler & Tiaras” spoof. (Pop Crunch)
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