Kristen Stewart as Snow White

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The prototypal photos of “Twilight’s” Kristen Stewart as Snow White overturned up today, whatever showing her in a soaking-wet coiffe riding unsaddled on a albescent stallion down the beach, and whatever of her in a flooded meet of fit from really farther away. See if you crapper guess the ones digit I could afford. Now, we could go around in circles arguing most my detected “laziness” and “constant land of broke-assedness,” but we’d be ignoring the actual issue at hand here, which is clearly “Why the ass is Snow White act a flooded meet of armor?” Good phenomenon effort some melodic squirrels and baby deer to come discover of the woods and trimming your material patch act that.

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Crystal Harris is Hawking Her Engagement Ring

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Now that she is no longer alimentation at the droopy, creased teat of  Hugh Hefner’s fortune, ex-bride-to-be Crystal Harris has to find other structure to hold whatever center she abuses to attain her sad existence bearable. What meliorate artefact to attain whatever cash than to warmonger the symbolisation of Hugh’s undying love temporary affection? E! Online says,

Crystal diplomatist is delivering added slap in the face to Hugh Hefner.

First she dissed him for his “two-second” stimulate with her. Now, she’s now swing the ginormous contact anulus her bought her up on the delude country at Christie’s.

And she’s expected to rake in whatever earnest cash for the bauble.

The 3.39-carat parcel diamond is expected to delude in the $20,000-$30,000 range.

Not a intense consolation prize.

Back in June, instead of marrying the Playboy honcho, cover woman diplomatist jetted to Las Vegas, where she display in a bikini at a bet party and lounged in a bungalow.

“Today is the day and I meet had to intend away.” she told E! News at the time.

Harris claimed that the decision to not marry Hef was a shared one (although their later comments belied that) and that she would be backward her contact bling.

“I’m gift Hef backwards the ring,” she had said. “I meet poverty to advise forward.”

So what happened in between then and now? She looked into her future, and what she saw was a double-wide lodging and calcified implants and all that stood in between her and it was that ring. A temporary solution, yes, but she could intend lucky and intend picked up by someone who doesn’t nous treading where Hugh’s doormat was stuffed.

Amber Heard in VS Magazine:

 

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Kirsten Dunst at the London âMeloncholiaâ Premiere

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These grouping lining up to wager Meloncholia are going to feel pretty dopy when they actualise they didn’t hit to clear $15 just to wager Kirsten Dunst’s boobs. They could hit become here to wager them for free. Give yourself a touching on the back. You’re the sharp ones, my friends. Don’t say I never did anything pleasant for you.

 

 

 

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Rihanna Demands Emergency Snatch Waxing

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Before photography the recording for “We Found Love”, Rihanna managed to find a someone who would rise her low regions at 2 am in Belfast. If I had a fiver for every time that happened to me… I’d ease not hit some nickels. Says Digital Spy,

Rihanna reportedly demanded an crisis swimsuit rise preceding to shooting the recording for her stylish azygos ‘We Found Love’ this week.

The Bajan star’s aggroup frantically tried to occurrence beauticians in capital in the early hours of Monday, yet convincing digit to action the machine at her hotel at 2am.

“Rihanna arrived at her hotel rattling New and the first abstract she wanted was a swimsuit wax,” a maker told The Sun. “The recording shoot was scheduled for the mass farewell so she didn’t hit such time.

“Her assistants got on the housing quickly and titled some beauticians after uncovering a directory on the web. It was comfort every ammo when they eventually managed to find someone.”

What a pretentious cunt. When you’re woken up in the region of the period by a ringing phone, you probably emotion the worst, same Cousin Seamus got blown up in a car bomb. Nope, it’s Rihanna who thinks the world revolves around her comal beaver. I would wish that whoever united to do it got paid a shitload of money, and that they prefabricated it as painful as possible. But then again, she seems to be okay with others abusing her, so I surmisal that wouldn’t be such of a punishment.

Doing her prizewinning air guitar at the Rock in metropolis Festival:

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