You can be springy with sexual attack for sabotaging your partner’s condoms. Unless you’re meet breaking them in same a beatific Samaritan, which is how I explained it to the judge. (Jezebel)
Anna Faris in some earnest fuck-me shoe on David Letterman. (Celeb Slam)
Chris Brown is smooooooth. (The Blemish)
Rihanna abandons the Northern Ireland cereal fields and goes grubbing on the streets in her newborn video. (Hollywood Rag)
Mandy Moore masturbating with a cucumber. I prefer spaghetti mash myself. (G Celeb)
Kim Kardashian confronts one of her haters. I dislike myself for typewriting that. See how it all comes full circle? (Seriously? OMG)
And speaking of Kim Kardashian, surmisal who wore a see-through shirt to go bowling? One hint: she’s a colossus whore. (The Grumpiest)
Chace Crawford’s marijuana charges are dropped. When asked for comment, the DA said, “He’s white! What did you expect?” (Bitten & Bound)
Elisabetta Canalis might be off Dancing with the Stars for now, but these pics of her in her tiny costumes module springy on forever. (Moe Jackson)
Jessica Alba explains why she titled her girl Haven instead of “Membranes” or “Amniotic Sac.” (Dlisted)
Ladies and gentleman, earmark me to inform the subtleties of a beatific anti-joke. (Caveman Circus)
I’ve got sextet text for you: Detroit’s Booty Lounge worker tailgating bus. Do with it what you will. (Busted Coverage)
Olivia Wilde looks terrible with towheaded hair. Like Christina Applegate during her “Married with Children” days. (Use My Computer)
Ashley Tisdale in a “Toddler & Tiaras” spoof. (Pop Crunch)
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