Omar Sharif slaps a woman on the red carpet. Don’t mess with an older Negro who forgot to drink his rationalise juice. (Allie is Wired)
Snooki’s newborn smell is feat to be the “must-have pass gift”. I feature twine a turd in essay and you’d hit an equally understood gift. (Celebslam)
Lindsay Lohan takes a smoke fortuity at the morgue, raises hopes that she’ll intend lung cancer and tie the party inside. (INF Daily)
Usher parks in a disfavor space, insane chaos ensues. (Dlisted)
Muse’s Matt Bellamy’s bandmates dislike Kate Hudson, call her “Yoko”. Excuse me while I snicker. (Celebitchy)
Geri Haliwell designs and models underwear, which is belike the most multipurpose abstract she’s ever done. (Holy Moly!)
Matthew Perry looks less same “famous actor” and more same “businessman that got shit-faced and spent the night sleeping in the gutter”. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kristen Stewart does Glamour UK, says she likes nation grouping better, uses the articulate “trainers” instead of “sneakers”. Pff. How pretentious. (Evil Beet)
Check discover the eyes of all the men behindhand the Hawaiian Tropic Team. (Use My Computer)
Tonya Cooley claims she was raped by a toothbrush on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Hey, at least she was mitt minty-fresh! (The Blemish)
Rose McGowan’s grappling is scary at the amfAR Gala. (Moe Jackson)
Nicole Ritchie urges girls not to coiffe slutty this year, boys everywhere disagree. (Bricks and Stones)
Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management gets picked up by FX. (Bitten and Bound)
Avril Lavigne breaks her vagina. (Celeb Jihad)
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