Sunday, October 30, 2011

Michael Lohan Arrested After Jumping 3 Stories into a Tree

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Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan was inactive for the second time in inferior than a hebdomad after he violated the restraining visit obtained by ex-girlfriend Kate Major for sound her around when she refused to give him a blowjob. Oh, but move — there’s more! When the cops showed up, he proven to escape his hotel shack by actuation soured a 3rd-story balcony into a ass tree. TMZ says:

Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed archangel had been disagreeable to contact her by phone and wouldn’t leave her alone.

Officers interviewed Kate at her apartment after she made the call — the aforementioned apartment where archangel allegedly bruised her up early this hebdomad — and while they were there, archangel allegedly called again.

Officers believed archangel was a “threat,” so they pronounceable up to his hotel to collar him…. but archangel proven to escape by hopping his 3rd story balcony but fell 34 feet to the ground, crashing onto whatever wooden chairs, and then he proven to hide in whatever trees.

After officers pulled him down, archangel was settled low collar for violating a information of his conference promulgation and resisting collar without violence.

In the terminal week, Lindsay Lohan’s care has shopped around a tell-all aggregation about her and her father’s been inactive twice, and Lindsay’s been taking soured her clothes for money because she can’t give her lifestyle or the take usage that’s aging her at an function rate. It’s all meet so ass sad, man. It’s same a Shakespearean tragedy, eliminate set in New Jersey trailer park.

The pair in happier, blow-jobbier times:

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