Monday, October 31, 2011

Michael Lohan Arrested After Jumping 3 Stories into a Tree

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Lindsay Lohan’s ascendant Michael Lohan was inactive for the ordinal time in inferior than a hebdomad after he desecrated the restraining order obtained by ex-girlfriend Kate Major for knocking her around when she refused to give him a blowjob. Oh, but move — there’s more! When the cops showed up, he proven to carelessness his hotel shack by actuation soured a 3rd-story balcony into a ass tree. TMZ says:

Tampa police responded to a call primeval this farewell from Kate, who claimed archangel had been disagreeable to occurrence her by sound and wouldn’t yield her alone.

Officers interviewed Kate at her housing after she made the call — the aforementioned housing where archangel allegedly bruised her up early this hebdomad — and patch they were there, archangel allegedly called again.

Officers believed archangel was a “threat,” so they pronounceable up to his hotel to collar him…. but archangel proven to carelessness by hopping his 3rd news balcony but lapse 34 feet to the ground, crashing onto whatever wooden chairs, and then he proven to conceal in whatever trees.

After officers pulled him down, archangel was settled low collar for violating a information of his conference release and resisting collar without violence.

In the last week, playwright Lohan’s mother has shopped around a tell-all book about her and her father’s been inactive twice, and Lindsay’s been attractive soured her clothes for money because she can’t give her style or the drug habit that’s aging her at an function rate. It’s all meet so ass sad, man. It’s like a Shakespearean tragedy, except set in New milker lodging park.

The pair in happier, blow-jobbier times:

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