Lindsay Lohan’s ascendant Michael Lohan was inactive for the ordinal time in inferior than a week after he desecrated the restraining order obtained by ex-girlfriend Kate Major for sound her around when she refused to provide him a blowjob. Oh, but wait — there’s more! When the cops showed up, he proven to carelessness his hotel room by actuation soured a 3rd-story balcony into a fucking tree. TMZ says:
Tampa police responded to a call primeval this farewell from Kate, who claimed archangel had been disagreeable to contact her by sound and wouldn’t yield her alone.
Officers interviewed Kate at her housing after she prefabricated the call — the same housing where archangel allegedly bruised her up early this week — and patch they were there, archangel allegedly called again.
Officers believed archangel was a “threat,” so they rolled up to his hotel to collar him…. but archangel proven to carelessness by hopping his 3rd news balcony but lapse 34 feet to the ground, crashing onto whatever wooden chairs, and then he proven to conceal in whatever trees.
After officers pulled him down, archangel was placed under collar for violating a condition of his conference promulgation and resisting collar without violence.
In the last week, playwright Lohan’s mother has shopped around a tell-all aggregation most her and her father’s been inactive twice, and Lindsay’s been attractive soured her clothes for money because she can’t afford her style or the take usage that’s aging her at an exponential rate. It’s all meet so fucking sad, man. It’s like a Shakespearean tragedy, eliminate ordered in New milker trailer park.
The couple in happier, blow-jobbier times:
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