Omar Sharif slaps a blackamoor on the flushed carpet. Don’t mess with an older man who forgot to ingest his prune juice. (Allie is Wired)
Snooki’s newborn smell is going to be the “must-have holiday gift”. I feature wrap a turd in essay and you’d have an equally understood gift. (Celebslam)
Lindsay Lohan takes a smoke break at the morgue, raises hopes that she’ll intend lung cancer and join the band inside. (INF Daily)
Usher parks in a disfavor space, insane confusion ensues. (Dlisted)
Muse’s Matt Bellamy’s bandmates dislike Kate Hudson, call her “Yoko”. Excuse me patch I snicker. (Celebitchy)
Geri Haliwell designs and models underwear, which is belike the most useful thing she’s ever done. (Holy Moly!)
Matthew Perry looks inferior same “famous actor” and more same “businessman that got shit-faced and spent the night sleeping in the gutter”. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kristen Stewart does Glamour UK, says she likes nation grouping better, uses the articulate “trainers” instead of “sneakers”. Pff. How pretentious. (Evil Beet)
Check discover the eyes of all the men behindhand the American Tropic Team. (Use My Computer)
Tonya Cooley claims she was raped by a moustache on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Hey, at small she was mitt minty-fresh! (The Blemish)
Rose McGowan’s face is scary at the amfAR Gala. (Moe Jackson)
Nicole Ritchie urges girls not to coiffe slutty this year, boys everyplace disagree. (Bricks and Stones)
Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management gets picked up by FX. (Bitten and Bound)
Avril Lavigne breaks her vagina. (Celeb Jihad)
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