Omar Sharif slaps a woman on the red carpet. Don’t disorderliness with an older Negro who forgot to ingest his rationalise juice. (Allie is Wired)
Snooki’s newborn fragrance is going to be the “must-have pass gift”. I feature wrap a turd in paper and you’d hit an equally appreciated gift. (Celebslam)
Lindsay Lohan takes a smoke fortuity at the morgue, raises hopes that she’ll intend lung cancer and join the party inside. (INF Daily)
Usher parks in a disfavor space, crazed confusion ensues. (Dlisted)
Muse’s Matt Bellamy’s bandmates hate Kate Hudson, call her “Yoko”. Excuse me patch I snicker. (Celebitchy)
Geri Haliwell designs and models underwear, which is belike the most useful abstract she’s ever done. (Holy Moly!)
Matthew Perry looks less same “famous actor” and more same “businessman that got shit-faced and spent the period sleeping in the gutter”. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kristen Stewart does Glamour UK, says she likes British grouping better, uses the articulate “trainers” instead of “sneakers”. Pff. How pretentious. (Evil Beet)
Check out the eyes of all the men behindhand the American Tropic Team. (Use My Computer)
Tonya Cooley claims she was raped by a toothbrush on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Hey, at small she was left minty-fresh! (The Blemish)
Rose McGowan’s grappling is scary at the amfAR Gala. (Moe Jackson)
Nicole Ritchie urges girls not to dress slutty this year, boys everyplace disagree. (Bricks and Stones)
Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management gets picked up by FX. (Bitten and Bound)
Avril Lavigne breaks her vagina. (Celeb Jihad)
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