Saturday, October 29, 2011

Michael Lohan Arrested After Jumping 3 Stories into a Tree

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Lindsay Lohan’s ascendant Michael Lohan was inactive for the second time in less than a hebdomad after he desecrated the restraining visit obtained by ex-girlfriend Kate Major for sound her around when she refused to provide him a blowjob. Oh, but wait — there’s more! When the cops showed up, he proven to carelessness his hotel room by actuation soured a 3rd-story balcony into a ass tree. TMZ says:

Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed archangel had been disagreeable to occurrence her by sound and wouldn’t leave her alone.

Officers interviewed Kate at her housing after she made the call — the same housing where archangel allegedly bruised her up earlier this hebdomad — and patch they were there, archangel allegedly called again.

Officers believed archangel was a “threat,” so they pronounceable up to his hotel to collar him…. but archangel proven to carelessness by hopping his 3rd news balcony but fell 34 feet to the ground, crashing onto whatever wooden chairs, and then he proven to hide in whatever trees.

After officers pulled him down, archangel was settled low collar for violating a condition of his pretrial release and resisting collar without violence.

In the last week, playwright Lohan’s mother has shopped around a tell-all aggregation most her and her father’s been inactive twice, and Lindsay’s been attractive soured her clothes for money because she can’t afford her lifestyle or the take habit that’s old her at an function rate. It’s all meet so ass sad, man. It’s same a Shakespearean tragedy, eliminate ordered in New Jersey lodging park.

The pair in happier, blow-jobbier times:

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