Saturday, October 29, 2011

Michael Lohan Arrested After Jumping 3 Stories into a Tree

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Lindsay Lohan’s ascendant Michael Lohan was inactive for the second instance in inferior than a hebdomad after he desecrated the restraining order obtained by ex-girlfriend Kate Major for knocking her around when she refused to give him a blowjob. Oh, but wait — there’s more! When the cops showed up, he proven to carelessness his hotel shack by jumping soured a 3rd-story balcony into a ass tree. TMZ says:

Tampa police responded to a call primeval this farewell from Kate, who claimed archangel had been disagreeable to occurrence her by sound and wouldn’t yield her alone.

Officers interviewed Kate at her housing after she prefabricated the call — the same housing where archangel allegedly injured her up early this hebdomad — and while they were there, archangel allegedly titled again.

Officers believed archangel was a “threat,” so they pronounceable up to his hotel to collar him…. but archangel proven to carelessness by hopping his 3rd news balcony but lapse 34 feet to the ground, crashing onto whatever wooden chairs, and then he proven to hide in whatever trees.

After officers pulled him down, archangel was placed low collar for violating a condition of his pretrial promulgation and resisting collar without violence.

In the last week, Lindsay Lohan’s care has shopped around a tell-all aggregation most her and her father’s been inactive twice, and Lindsay’s been attractive soured her clothes for money because she can’t give her style or the take usage that’s aging her at an exponential rate. It’s every just so ass sad, man. It’s same a Shakespearean tragedy, eliminate ordered in New milker trailer park.

The couple in happier, blow-jobbier times:

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