Omar Sharif slaps a blackamoor on the red carpet. Don’t mess with an older man who forgot to ingest his prune juice. (Allie is Wired)
Snooki’s newborn smell is feat to be the “must-have holiday gift”. I say wrap a turd in essay and you’d have an equally understood gift. (Celebslam)
Lindsay Lohan takes a smoke break at the morgue, raises hopes that she’ll intend lung cancer and join the party inside. (INF Daily)
Usher parks in a disfavor space, crazed confusion ensues. (Dlisted)
Muse’s Matt Bellamy’s bandmates dislike Kate Hudson, call her “Yoko”. Excuse me patch I snicker. (Celebitchy)
Geri Haliwell designs and models underwear, which is belike the most useful thing she’s ever done. (Holy Moly!)
Matthew Perry looks inferior same “famous actor” and more same “businessman that got shit-faced and spent the period unerect in the gutter”. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kristen Stewart does Glamour UK, says she likes British people better, uses the word “trainers” instead of “sneakers”. Pff. How pretentious. (Evil Beet)
Check discover the eyes of all the men behindhand the American Tropic Team. (Use My Computer)
Tonya Cooley claims she was raped by a moustache on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Hey, at least she was left minty-fresh! (The Blemish)
Rose McGowan’s face is scary at the amfAR Gala. (Moe Jackson)
Nicole Ritchie urges girls not to coiffe slutty this year, boys everyplace disagree. (Bricks and Stones)
Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management gets picked up by FX. (Bitten and Bound)
Avril Lavigne breaks her vagina. (Celeb Jihad)
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