Omar Sharif slaps a woman on the flushed carpet. Don’t disorderliness with an older man who forgot to drink his rationalise juice. (Allie is Wired)
Snooki’s new smell is going to be the “must-have pass gift”. I feature wrap a turd in paper and you’d have an equally understood gift. (Celebslam)
Lindsay Lohan takes a smoke fortuity at the morgue, raises hopes that she’ll intend lung cancer and join the party inside. (INF Daily)
Usher parks in a handicap space, crazed chaos ensues. (Dlisted)
Muse’s Matt Bellamy’s bandmates hate Kate Hudson, call her “Yoko”. Excuse me patch I snicker. (Celebitchy)
Geri Haliwell designs and models underwear, which is probably the most multipurpose thing she’s ever done. (Holy Moly!)
Matthew Perry looks inferior same “famous actor” and more same “businessman that got shit-faced and spent the night sleeping in the gutter”. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kristen Stewart does Glamour UK, says she likes nation people better, uses the word “trainers” instead of “sneakers”. Pff. How pretentious. (Evil Beet)
Check discover the eyes of every the men behindhand the Hawaiian Tropic Team. (Use My Computer)
Tonya Cooley claims she was raped by a moustache on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Hey, at small she was left minty-fresh! (The Blemish)
Rose McGowan’s face is scary at the amfAR Gala. (Moe Jackson)
Nicole Ritchie urges girls not to coiffe slutty this year, boys everyplace disagree. (Bricks and Stones)
Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management gets picked up by FX. (Bitten and Bound)
Avril Lavigne breaks her vagina. (Celeb Jihad)
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