Sunday, January 8, 2012

Sinead OâConnor Calls of Calling Off Her Marriage, is Batshit Insane

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Sinead O’Connor has perhaps taken over the denomination of Craziest Bald Lady from Britney Spears. Just brief of two weeks of calling soured her marriage of 16 days, she’s reunited backwards in happy magical reflect land of fuck with husband/ex-husband Barry Herridge. True fuck can’t be suppressed, especially if you’re ingesting mass quantities of drugs. Says Celebrity Cafe,

According to Entertainment Weekly, Tuesday night, the “Nothing Compares 2 U” singer tweeted, “Spent beautiful evening of fuck making with figure another than husband! Who overturned up angelically we decided to be swain and girlfriend.” She later explained her status further by adding, “yay!!! me husband is a big hairy explore Negro an came to claim me with his edifice : ) and today im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!”

O’Connor also explained that she should intend the “prize for best typo ever” since her original declaration should hit feature “none other” instead of “nine other.” She also change the need to attack those who criticized her for feat backwards to Herridge, tweeting, “motheruf—r who dont same it.. so me every happy!! me fuck me hubby.. he fuck me… f— who no same it.. God is good!”

The Los Angeles Times reports that when a fan asked her if the tweets meant that she has called soured the divorce, she said yes. “Yup that’s wot it means. An I crapper add to my underclothing collection. Size uk 12 btw for anyone wanting to beam any. 36b. : ),” she wrote.

Then she thumped her chest, said “Sinead drugs goood! Make Sinead hit happy! Go now, hit sex with hubby!” and dragged her struggling brute into her tree where she repeatedly sodomized him with different vegetables. Okay, maybe that’s not what exactly happened, but judging from her inform state of mind, it’s rattling not a long shot.

Only slightly less disturbing than a bald, fruitful Sinead O’Connor is a blonde, fruitful Christina Aguilera:

 

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