Saturday, January 7, 2012

Sinead OâConnor Calls of Calling Off Her Marriage, is Batshit Insane

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Sinead O’Connor has perhaps taken over the denomination of Craziest Bald Lady from Britney Spears. Just brief of digit weeks of occupation soured her marriage of 16 days, she’s reunited backwards in happy magical sparkle land of fuck with husband/ex-husband Barry Herridge. True fuck can’t be suppressed, especially if you’re ingesting mass quantities of drugs. Says Celebrity Cafe,

According to Entertainment Weekly, weekday night, the “Nothing Compares 2 U” vocaliser tweeted, “Spent bonny evening of fuck making with figure another than husband! Who overturned up angelically we definite to be boyfriend and girlfriend.” She later explained her situation further by adding, “yay!!! me economise is a bounteous hairy explore Negro an came to claim me with his club : ) and today im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!”

O’Connor also explained that she should intend the “prize for prizewinning typo ever” since her original announcement should hit feature “none other” instead of “nine other.” She also felt the need to move those who criticized her for feat backwards to Herridge, tweeting, “motheruf—r who dont same it.. so me every happy!! me fuck me hubby.. he fuck me… f— who no same it.. God is good!”

The Los Angeles Times reports that when a follower asked her if the tweets meant that she has titled soured the divorce, she said yes. “Yup that’s wot it means. An I can add to my lingerie collection. Size uk 12 btw for anyone wanting to beam any. 36b. : ),” she wrote.

Then she thumped her chest, said “Sinead drugs goood! Make Sinead hit happy! Go now, hit stimulate with hubby!” and dragged her struggling mate into her tree where she repeatedly sodomized him with various vegetables. Okay, maybe that’s not what just happened, but judging from her inform state of mind, it’s rattling not a long shot.

Only slightly inferior disturbing than a bald, fruitful Sinead O’Connor is a blonde, fruitful Christina Aguilera:

 

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