Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Jessica Simpson Announces Sheâs Pregnant

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Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the single worst-kept info in tone since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:

It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!

She’s gonna be a mummy. So the child bump has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is ground the declaration was attended by photos of Dee Snider clad the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were gay and trapped in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afraid that digit module forever remain a mystery.

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