Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the single worst-kept info in Hollywood since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:
It’s True! I am feat to be a mummy!
She’s gonna be a mummy. So the child strike has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the declaration was attended by photos of Dee Snider dressed the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and unfree in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afeard that digit will forever remain a mystery.
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