Saturday, September 24, 2011

R.E.M. Breaks Up; Michael Stipe Shows the World His Penis

top custom html 2

R.E.M. declared yesterday that they were feat their separate ways after over thirty eld together. Front Negro Michael Stipe wrote on their authorised website:

“A owlish Negro once said ‘the power in present a adornment is lettered when it’s instance to leave.’ We shapely something exceptional together. We did this thing. And today we’re feat to achievement away from it.

I wish our fans actualise this wasn’t an cushy decision; but all things must end, and we desired to do it right, to do it our way.

We hit to impart all the grouping who helped us be R.E.M. for these 31 years; our deepest gratitude to those who allowed us to do this. It’s been amazing.”

And he effort downbound some rumors of conflict within the band, adding:

“We hit ever been a adornment in the truest sense of the word. Brothers who truly fuck and attitude apiece other. We feel kind of same pioneers in this — there’s no dissonance here, no falling-outs, no lawyers squaring off. We’ve prefabricated this decision together, amicably and with apiece other’s best interests at heart.”

And to establish there were no hard feelings, Michael Stipe pronto unleashed his (NSFW) wiener and riotous hair of pubic hair on the internet. Makes perfect sense, really. We just poor up, so here’s my dick. You’d be astonied how many of my relationships hit ended with that very phrase.

bottom custom html 3
Technorati

No comments:

Post a Comment