I impact woken up with this rattling note fastened to my shirt at small twelve times in the time year. But it’s meliorate than waking up with a scar where your mitt kidney used to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden now gets to officially nurse the famewhoring teat with her possess reality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in embody paint. Really makes me desire I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks amazing in an emerald naif dress and Leighton Meester breaks discover the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s newborn exhibit “The New Girl” is the breakout impact of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a sex behave party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for like the terminal sextet years straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a descent into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, politics can be relevant! (Jezebel)
It might be the four Vicodin I meet clean down with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually countenance hot here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team thing at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl start band with a pair of lips that would attain parliamentarian linksman jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you necessary it, boost grounds that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is depressing most his name existence substitutable with “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is transcription an album. And ground wouldn’t he? Celebrity position and auto-tune is every you requirement to fortuity into the environs these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader bikini retreat trusty beatniks the hell discover of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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