Thursday, January 5, 2012

Lady Gaga Bathes in Blood

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Rumors are flying that 25-year old vocaliser Lady Gaga has started washing in murder as part of a Satanic usage meant to ward soured grievous alcohol (no, really) after maids found the tub in her author hotel shack awninged in what appeared to be blood. The Daily Mail says:

Staff at the plush Intercontinental Hotel in author were shocked when they went to decent Gaga’s shack and found murder in the bath.

However, the flushed center has not been identified as blood.

One housekeeper [said]: ‘Lady Gaga mitt large amounts of murder in the suite during a meet this summer. The incident was reportable to the concierge, who was told to place it discover of her mind.’

‘All of the hotel’s staff are certain she was washing in it or, at the very least, using it as part of digit of her new costumes or weird initiate routines.’

Gaga is believed to be terrified of grievous alcohol and reportedly has every hotel and journeying venue scanned by a aggroup of psychical investigators before she module concord to meet there.

The Edge of Glory vocaliser allegedly splashed discover £30,000 on land of the prowess Electro Magnetic Field meters to detect spectres.

Now, we don’t undergo that she was washing in murder for sure. Maybe she just place on her meat coiffe and rolled around in the tub for a while. Because what added is she gonna do with a ass meat dress? Making cliched and trite semipolitical statements at the MTV Video Music Awards and actuation around in your tub is really all a meat coiffe is good for. That’s why you’ll never see me in digit after Labor Day.

Blah blah Lady Gaga blah blah undignified accumulation blah blah Barneys:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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