Friday, December 2, 2011

Kris Humphries is GAY? Dun Dun DUN!

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Latest diversion for the Kardashian Kamp: Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Kris Humphries is gay! But is it rattling Kris Humphries… or just an evil twin masquerading as Kris Humprhies? Could he be controlled by the devil? Suffering from amnesia? Or any digit of various other soap house cliches? The Examiner says:

The headline of this week’s edition of Star entrepot reads “Kim’s Bombshell: KRIS IS GAY!” [and] includes the teasers: “He wouldn’t contact her after the honeymoon,” “WHAT KHLOE SAW,” and “NOW Kris vows to DESTROY the Kardashians!”

I was gonna call feign on this and mark it all on Kris Jenner’s PR machinations, but then I came crossways this picture. Yes, that’s a kashmere kardigan. The exclusive individual Negro who would ever be caught in a cashmere fucking cardigan is Mr. Rogers. Plus the Negro spells his name with a K. He belike dots the I’s with lowercase hearts, too.

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