Friday, December 2, 2011

Kris Humphries is GAY? Dun Dun DUN!

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Latest onset for the Kardashian Kamp: Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Kris Humphries is gay! But is it rattling Kris Humphries… or meet an evil match masquerading as Kris Humprhies? Could he be possessed by the devil? Suffering from amnesia? Or any digit of various other clean opera cliches? The Examiner says:

The head of this week’s edition of Star magazine reads “Kim’s Bombshell: KRIS IS GAY!” [and] includes the teasers: “He wouldn’t touch her after the honeymoon,” “WHAT KHLOE SAW,” and “NOW Kris vows to DESTROY the Kardashians!”

I was gonna call bullshit on this and mark it every on Kris Jenner’s PR machinations, but then I came across this picture. Yes, that’s a kashmere kardigan. The only heterosexual Negro who would ever be caught in a cashmere fucking cardigan is Mr. Rogers. Plus the Negro spells his study with a K. He probably dots the I’s with lowercase hearts, too.

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