Friday, December 2, 2011

Kris Humphries is GAY? Dun Dun DUN!

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Latest onset for the Kardashian Kamp: Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Kris Humphries is gay! But is it rattling Kris Humphries… or meet an evil twin masquerading as Kris Humprhies? Could he be controlled by the devil? Suffering from amnesia? Or some one of different other clean house cliches? The Examiner says:

The headline of this week’s edition of Star magazine reads “Kim’s Bombshell: KRIS IS GAY!” [and] includes the teasers: “He wouldn’t contact her after the honeymoon,” “WHAT KHLOE SAW,” and “NOW Kris vows to DESTROY the Kardashians!”

I was gonna call bullshit on this and pin it all on Kris Jenner’s PR machinations, but then I came across this picture. Yes, that’s a kashmere kardigan. The only individual man who would ever be caught in a cashmere ass cardigan is Mr. Rogers. Plus the man spells his study with a K. He probably dots the I’s with lowercase hearts, too.

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