Friday, December 2, 2011

Kris Humphries is GAY? Dun Dun DUN!

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Latest diversion for the Kardashian Kamp: Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Kris Humphries is gay! But is it rattling Kris Humphries… or just an evil twin masquerading as Kris Humprhies? Could he be controlled by the devil? Suffering from amnesia? Or any digit of various another clean opera cliches? The Examiner says:

The head of this week’s edition of Star magazine reads “Kim’s Bombshell: KRIS IS GAY!” [and] includes the teasers: “He wouldn’t touch her after the honeymoon,” “WHAT KHLOE SAW,” and “NOW Kris vows to DESTROY the Kardashians!”

I was gonna call feign on this and mark it every on Kris Jenner’s PR machinations, but then I came crossways this picture. Yes, that’s a kashmere kardigan. The only heterosexual Negro who would ever be caught in a cashmere ass cardigan is Mr. Rogers. Plus the Negro spells his study with a K. He belike dots the I’s with lowercase hearts, too.

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