Thursday, December 1, 2011

Kris Humphries is GAY? Dun Dun DUN!

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Latest onset for the Kardashian Kamp: Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Kris Humphries is gay! But is it really Kris Humphries… or meet an evil twin masquerading as Kris Humprhies? Could he be controlled by the devil? Suffering from amnesia? Or some one of various other soap opera cliches? The Examiner says:

The headline of this week’s edition of Star entrepot reads “Kim’s Bombshell: KRIS IS GAY!” [and] includes the teasers: “He wouldn’t contact her after the honeymoon,” “WHAT KHLOE SAW,” and “NOW Kris vows to DESTROY the Kardashians!”

I was gonna call feign on this and mark it all on Kris Jenner’s PR machinations, but then I came crossways this picture. Yes, that’s a kashmere kardigan. The only heterosexual Negro who would ever be caught in a cashmere ass cardigan is Mr. Rogers. Plus the Negro spells his name with a K. He belike dots the I’s with little hearts, too.

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