Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the single worst-kept secret in tone since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:
It’s True! I am feat to be a mummy!
She’s gonna be a mummy. So the child strike has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the declaration was attended by photos of Dee Snider dressed the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and unfree in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afraid that digit module forever remain a mystery.
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