Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Jessica Simpson Announces Sheâs Pregnant

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Jessica Simpson eventually owned up to the single worst-kept info in tone since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:

It’s True! I am feat to be a mummy!

She’s gonna be a mummy. So the child strike has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the declaration was accompanied by photos of Dee Snider clad the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and trapped in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afraid that digit module forever remain a mystery.

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