Jessica Simpson eventually owned up to the azygos worst-kept secret in tone since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:
It’s True! I am feat to be a mummy!
She’s gonna be a mummy. So the baby bump has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the announcement was attended by photos of Dee Snider dressed the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and unfree in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afeard that digit will forever rest a mystery.
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