Jessica Simpson eventually owned up to the azygos worst-kept secret in tone since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:
It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!
She’s gonna be a mummy. So the baby bump has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is ground the announcement was attended by photos of Dee Snider clad the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were gay and unfree in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afeard that digit module forever rest a mystery.
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