Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the azygos worst-kept info in tone since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:
It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!
She’s gonna be a mummy. So the child strike has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the declaration was accompanied by photos of Dee Snider clad the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and unfree in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afeard that one will forever rest a mystery.
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