Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the azygos worst-kept secret in Hollywood since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:
It’s True! I am feat to be a mummy!
She’s gonna be a mummy. So the baby bump has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the announcement was accompanied by photos of Dee Snider dressed the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and unfree in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afraid that digit will forever remain a mystery.
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