Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Jessica Simpson Announces Sheâs Pregnant

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Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the single worst-kept info in tone since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:

It’s True! I am feat to be a mummy!

She’s gonna be a mummy. So the child strike has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is ground the declaration was accompanied by photos of Dee Snider dressed the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and unfree in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afraid that digit will forever remain a mystery.

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