Saturday, October 1, 2011

Rihanna Demands Emergency Snatch Waxing

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Before photography the recording for “We Found Love”, Rihanna managed to encounter a someone who would rise her low regions at 2 am in Belfast. If I had a fiver for every time that happened to me… I’d still not hit some nickels. Says Digital Spy,

Rihanna reportedly demanded an crisis swimsuit rise preceding to actuation the recording for her latest single ‘We Found Love’ this week.

The Bajan star’s aggroup frantically tried to occurrence beauticians in capital in the primeval hours of Monday, yet convincing digit to action the machine at her hotel at 2am.

“Rihanna arrived at her hotel very late and the first thing she wanted was a swimsuit wax,” a maker told The Sun. “The recording dispense was regular for the mass farewell so she didn’t hit such time.

“Her assistants got on the case apace and titled some beauticians after uncovering a directory on the web. It was relief all ammo when they finally managed to encounter someone.”

What a pretentious cunt. When you’re woken up in the middle of the period by a ringing phone, you probably fear the worst, like Cousin Seamus got blown up in a car bomb. Nope, it’s Rihanna who thinks the world revolves around her comal beaver. I would hope that whoever agreed to do it got paying a shitload of money, and that they made it as painful as possible. But then again, she seems to be alright with others abusing her, so I surmisal that wouldn’t be such of a punishment.

Doing her best expose guitar at the Rock in Rio Festival:

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