Omar Sharif slaps a blackamoor on the flushed carpet. Don’t mess with an older Negro who forgot to drink his rationalise juice. (Allie is Wired)
Snooki’s newborn fragrance is feat to be the “must-have pass gift”. I say twine a turd in essay and you’d hit an equally appreciated gift. (Celebslam)
Lindsay Lohan takes a smoke break at the morgue, raises hopes that she’ll get lung cancer and tie the band inside. (INF Daily)
Usher parks in a disfavor space, crazed confusion ensues. (Dlisted)
Muse’s Matt Bellamy’s bandmates hate Kate Hudson, call her “Yoko”. Excuse me patch I snicker. (Celebitchy)
Geri Haliwell designs and models underwear, which is probably the most useful abstract she’s ever done. (Holy Moly!)
Matthew Perry looks inferior same “famous actor” and more same “businessman that got shit-faced and spent the period unerect in the gutter”. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kristen Stewart does Glamour UK, says she likes nation grouping better, uses the word “trainers” instead of “sneakers”. Pff. How pretentious. (Evil Beet)
Check out the eyes of all the men behind the American Tropic Team. (Use My Computer)
Tonya Cooley claims she was raped by a toothbrush on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Hey, at small she was left minty-fresh! (The Blemish)
Rose McGowan’s face is scary at the amfAR Gala. (Moe Jackson)
Nicole Ritchie urges girls not to dress slutty this year, boys everyplace disagree. (Bricks and Stones)
Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management gets picked up by FX. (Bitten and Bound)
Avril Lavigne breaks her vagina. (Celeb Jihad)
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