Thursday, September 22, 2011

R.E.M. Breaks Up; Michael Stipe Shows the World His Penis

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R.E.M. declared yesterday that they were going their removed structure after over cardinal eld together. Front Negro Michael Stipe wrote on their official website:

“A wise Negro once said ‘the power in attending a band is lettered when it’s instance to leave.’ We built something exceptional together. We did this thing. And today we’re going to achievement away from it.

I hope our fans actualise this wasn’t an cushy decision; but every things must end, and we desired to do it right, to do it our way.

We hit to thank every the grouping who helped us be R.E.M. for these 31 years; our deepest gratitude to those who allowed us to do this. It’s been amazing.”

And he effort down some rumors of conflict within the band, adding:

“We hit always been a band in the truest significance of the word. Brothers who truly fuck and attitude apiece other. We feel kind of like pioneers in this — there’s no dissonance here, no falling-outs, no lawyers squaring off. We’ve prefabricated this decision together, amicably and with apiece other’s best interests at heart.”

And to prove there were no hornlike feelings, archangel Stipe pronto unleashed his (NSFW) wiener and riotous mane of pubic material on the internet. Makes amend sense, really. We meet poor up, so here’s my dick. You’d be astonied how many of my relationships hit ended with that very phrase.

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