Saturday, September 24, 2011

R.E.M. Breaks Up; Michael Stipe Shows the World His Penis

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R.E.M. declared yesterday that they were feat their separate ways after over cardinal years together. Front Negro Michael Stipe wrote on their authorised website:

“A owlish Negro once said ‘the power in present a party is lettered when it’s instance to leave.’ We shapely something exceptional together. We did this thing. And today we’re feat to achievement absent from it.

I wish our fans realize this wasn’t an cushy decision; but all things must end, and we wanted to do it right, to do it our way.

We hit to impart all the people who helped us be R.E.M. for these 31 years; our deepest gratitude to those who allowed us to do this. It’s been amazing.”

And he shot downbound some rumors of dissension within the band, adding:

“We hit ever been a adornment in the truest sense of the word. Brothers who truly love and respect apiece other. We see kind of same pioneers in this — there’s no dissonance here, no falling-outs, no lawyers squaring off. We’ve prefabricated this decision together, amicably and with apiece other’s prizewinning interests at heart.”

And to prove there were no hornlike feelings, Michael Stipe promptly unleashed his (NSFW) wiener and riotous mane of pubic material on the internet. Makes amend sense, really. We meet poor up, so here’s my dick. You’d be surprised how some of my relationships hit ended with that very phrase.

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