I have woken up with this very note fastened to my shirt at small twelve times in the past year. But it’s meliorate than waking up with a scar where your mitt kidney used to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden today gets to officially nurse the famewhoring teat with her possess reality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in embody paint. Really makes me wish I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks amazing in an emerald green dress and Leighton Meester breaks discover the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s newborn exhibit “The New Girl” is the gaolbreak hit of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a stimulate toy party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for like the terminal six eld straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a descent into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, politics crapper be relevant! (Jezebel)
It might be the quaternary Vicodin I just clean down with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually look blistering here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team abstract at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl launch band with a pair of lips that would attain Robert linksman jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you needed it, further grounds that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is sad most his name existence substitutable with “the frothy mix of fill and fecal concern that is sometimes the effect of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is recording an album. And why wouldn’t he? Celebrity status and auto-tune is all you requirement to fortuity into the environs these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader swimsuit retreat sure beatniks the hell discover of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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