I impact woken up with this very note pinned to my shirt at small dozen nowadays in the time year. But it’s meliorate than waking up with a scar where your left kidney used to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden today gets to officially suckle the famewhoring teat with her possess actuality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in body paint. Really makes me desire I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks awful in an emerald naif coiffe and Leighton Meester breaks out the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s new exhibit “The New Girl” is the gaolbreak impact of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a stimulate behave party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for like the last six years straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a descent into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, politics can be relevant! (Jezebel)
It might be the four Vicodin I meet washed downbound with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually countenance blistering here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team abstract at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl launch band with a pair of lips that would attain parliamentarian Palmer jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you needed it, further proof that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is sad most his study being substitutable with “the gaseous intermixture of lube and fecal concern that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is transcription an album. And ground wouldn’t he? Celebrity status and auto-tune is every you requirement to fortuity into the environs these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader swimsuit withdraw sure beats the inferno out of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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