I have woken up with this rattling state pinned to my shirt at small twelve times in the past year. But it’s better than waking up with a scar where your left kidney utilised to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden today gets to officially nurse the famewhoring teat with her own reality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in body paint. Really makes me desire I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks amazing in an emerald green dress and Leighton Meester breaks discover the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s new exhibit “The New Girl” is the gaolbreak hit of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a stimulate toy party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for same the last sextet eld straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a shower into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, politics can be relevant! (Jezebel)
It strength be the quaternary Vicodin I meet washed downbound with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually countenance hot here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team abstract at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl launch band with a unify of lips that would make parliamentarian Palmer jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you needed it, further grounds that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is sad about his study being synonymous with “the frothy mix of fill and fecal concern that is sometimes the effect of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is recording an album. And ground wouldn’t he? Celebrity status and auto-tune is all you requirement to fortuity into the environs these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader swimsuit retreat trusty beats the inferno discover of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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