I impact woken up with this rattling note fastened to my shirt at small twelve times in the past year. But it’s meliorate than waking up with a symptom where your left kidney used to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden today gets to officially nurse the famewhoring teat with her own reality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in embody paint. Really makes me wish I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks awful in an emerald naif coiffe and Leighton Meester breaks discover the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s newborn exhibit “The New Girl” is the gaolbreak impact of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a stimulate behave party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for like the last sextet years straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a descent into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, persuasion crapper be relevant! (Jezebel)
It strength be the quaternary Vicodin I meet clean downbound with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually countenance hot here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team thing at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl launch band with a unify of lips that would attain Robert linksman jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you necessary it, boost grounds that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is depressing most his study existence substitutable with “the gaseous intermixture of fill and soiled matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is transcription an album. And why wouldn’t he? Celebrity position and auto-tune is every you requirement to break into the environs these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader swimsuit withdraw sure beatniks the inferno discover of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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