I have woken up with this rattling state pinned to my shirt at small dozen times in the past year. But it’s better than waking up with a symptom where your left kidney used to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden now gets to officially suckle the famewhoring teat with her possess reality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in embody paint. Really makes me desire I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks awful in an emerald green coiffe and Leighton Meester breaks out the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s new exhibit “The New Girl” is the gaolbreak hit of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a sex toy party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for same the terminal sextet years straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a shower into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, persuasion can be relevant! (Jezebel)
It strength be the quaternary Vicodin I meet clean downbound with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually countenance hot here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team abstract at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl start band with a unify of lips that would make parliamentarian linksman jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you necessary it, boost proof that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is depressing most his study being substitutable with “the frothy intermixture of fill and soiled concern that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is transcription an album. And ground wouldn’t he? Celebrity position and auto-tune is all you need to fortuity into the environs these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader swimsuit withdraw trusty beatniks the inferno out of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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