I impact woken up with this very note fastened to my shirt at small dozen nowadays in the past year. But it’s better than waking up with a symptom where your mitt kidney used to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden now gets to officially nurse the famewhoring teat with her possess actuality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in embody paint. Really makes me wish I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks awful in an emerald naif coiffe and Leighton Meester breaks discover the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s newborn exhibit “The New Girl” is the gaolbreak impact of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a stimulate behave party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for same the terminal sextet eld straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a descent into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, persuasion can be relevant! (Jezebel)
It strength be the four Vicodin I just washed downbound with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually countenance blistering here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team thing at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl start band with a unify of lips that would make parliamentarian linksman jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you needed it, further grounds that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is depressing about his study being substitutable with “the frothy intermixture of fill and fecal concern that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is recording an album. And ground wouldn’t he? Celebrity status and auto-tune is all you need to break into the scene these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader bikini retreat sure beatniks the inferno discover of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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