I impact woken up with this rattling note fastened to my shirt at small twelve nowadays in the time year. But it’s meliorate than waking up with a symptom where your left kidney utilised to be. (Caveman Circus)
Silly Putty fembot Courtney Stodden today gets to officially nurse the famewhoring teat with her own reality show. (Celebitchy)
Kenza Fourati in embody paint. Really makes me desire I’d been an artist. (G Celeb)
Charlize Theron looks awful in an emerald naif dress and Leighton Meester breaks discover the minge fringe. (Moe Jackson)
Zooey Deschanel’s newborn exhibit “The New Girl” is the gaolbreak impact of the season. (Business Insider)
Christina Ricci hosts a stimulate toy party. Oooh. Big deal. So has my mom for like the last six eld straight. (Celeb Jihad)
Imogen Thomas likes making a descent into a stripper’s pole. Classy. (The Grumpiest)
Two words: Cleavage-gate 2011! See, politics crapper be relevant! (Jezebel)
It might be the quaternary Vicodin I meet clean downbound with Wild Turkey talking, but does Paula Abdul actually countenance blistering here? (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do the tag-team abstract at the gym. (Popoholic)
Lourdes Leon shows up the the Material Girl start band with a pair of lips that would make Robert Palmer jizz in his pants. (Bitten & Bound)
If you necessary it, boost proof that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. (Evil Beet)
Maggie Gyllenhaal loves vibrators. And who doesn’t, really? (Allie is Wired)
Congressman Rick Santorum is sad most his name existence substitutable with “the gaseous intermixture of lube and fecal concern that is sometimes the effect of anal sex.†(The Frisky)
Robert Pattinson is recording an album. And ground wouldn’t he? Celebrity status and auto-tune is all you requirement to fortuity into the environs these days. (Bricks and Stones)
The Oregon Ducks cheerleader swimsuit withdraw sure beats the inferno discover of Camp David, at small according to Bill Clinton. (Busted Coverage)
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