Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Has a New German Designer Boyfriend

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Lindsay Lohan met Teutonic designer Phillip Plein on Friday; on Saturday, she was his newborn muse and model; and by Sun she was ass him. Okay, I’m kidding most that last part. We every undergo she fucked him the prototypal period she met him. The Daily Mail says:

[Less than 24 hours after meeting him], Lohan was revealed as the face of the 33-year-old German’s embellished designs and was modeling for him.

The unify hit been somatosense since they met at city Fashion Week [on Friday] but last period they appeared to deal a holdup kiss, shielded by a body guard.

Wearing a slinky black coiffe from Plein’s newborn line, playwright became slightly rumpled and ostensibly more amorous [as the period wore on].

The Mean Girls grapheme hadn’t seen a stitch of Plein’s newborn line until Saturday. She admitted that the collaboration came most ‘spontaneously.’

But by Sunday, as she posed [in his clothes] at Lake Como, she said: ‘Something important to undergo most this assemblage is that its expressing something a lowercase taste more edgy.’

Whatever. He’s a realistic no-name who meet hitched his cart to her newspaper notoriety to intend liberated press for his shitty clothes, and she’s a take junkie who meet wants fast admittance to every his Teutonic coke dealer friends. It’s mutualistic symbiosis, but with more pox and stimulants.

Miranda Kerr in a swimsuit from an old GQ photoshoot, because I don’t wanna hit to countenance at any more playwright Lohan today:

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