Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Has a New German Designer Boyfriend

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Lindsay Lohan met Teutonic specializer Phillip Plein on Friday; on Saturday, she was his newborn muse and model; and by Sun she was fucking him. Okay, I’m kidding most that terminal part. We every undergo she fucked him the first period she met him. The Daily Mail says:

[Less than 24 hours after meeting him], Lohan was revealed as the grappling of the 33-year-old German’s rhetorical designs and was moulding for him.

The unify hit been tactile since they met at city Fashion Week [on Friday] but terminal period they appeared to share a holdup kiss, shielded by a body guard.

Wearing a slinky black dress from Plein’s newborn line, playwright became slightly disheveled and seemingly more amorous [as the period wore on].

The Mean Girls grapheme hadn’t seen a stitch of Plein’s newborn distinction until Saturday. She admitted that the collaboration came most ‘spontaneously.’

But by Sunday, as she display [in his clothes] at Lake Como, she said: ‘Something important to undergo most this collection is that its expressing something a lowercase bit more edgy.’

Whatever. He’s a virtual no-name who meet hitched his cart to her tabloid infamy to get liberated press for his shitty clothes, and she’s a drug addict who meet wants fast access to every his Teutonic coke dealer friends. It’s mutualistic symbiosis, but with more pox and stimulants.

Miranda Kerr in a bikini from an older GQ photoshoot, because I don’t wanna hit to look at some more playwright Lohan today:

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