These grouping lining up to wager Meloncholia are going to feel pretty dopy when they actualise they didn’t hit to clear $15 just to wager Kirsten Dunst’s boobs. They could hit become here to wager them for free. Give yourself a touching on the back. You’re the sharp ones, my friends. Don’t say I never did anything pleasant for you.
Before photography the recording for “We Found Love”, Rihanna managed to find a someone who would rise her low regions at 2 am in Belfast. If I had a fiver for every time that happened to me… I’d ease not hit some nickels. Says Digital Spy,
Rihanna reportedly demanded an crisis swimsuit rise preceding to shooting the recording for her stylish azygos ‘We Found Love’ this week.
The Bajan star’s aggroup frantically tried to occurrence beauticians in capital in the early hours of Monday, yet convincing digit to action the machine at her hotel at 2am.
“Rihanna arrived at her hotel rattling New and the first abstract she wanted was a swimsuit wax,” a maker told The Sun. “The recording shoot was scheduled for the mass farewell so she didn’t hit such time.
“Her assistants got on the housing quickly and titled some beauticians after uncovering a directory on the web. It was comfort every ammo when they eventually managed to find someone.”
What a pretentious cunt. When you’re woken up in the region of the period by a ringing phone, you probably emotion the worst, same Cousin Seamus got blown up in a car bomb. Nope, it’s Rihanna who thinks the world revolves around her comal beaver. I would wish that whoever united to do it got paid a shitload of money, and that they prefabricated it as painful as possible. But then again, she seems to be okay with others abusing her, so I surmisal that wouldn’t be such of a punishment.
Doing her prizewinning air guitar at the Rock in metropolis Festival:
Hey, what’s the literal oppositeness of Kristen Stewart in a flooded meet of armor? Candice Swanepoel in a horny cowgirl outfit. Meet the yin to her yang. Now I have brought equilibrise to the internet, meet as the foretelling foretold!
If you didn’t conceive that the match-made-in-heaven emotional- insecurity-and-personal-immaturity was about to end, even more signs point to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s marriage feat downbound the shitter. Says Radar Online,
A maker near to Demi histrion has further addicted the news that Star magazine first broke early this hebdomad — that the GI Jane grapheme and hubby choreographer Kutcher hit separate after six years of marriage.
As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, Demi and Ashton’s relation has broken amidst his constant flings, and the pair module be battling it out in a bitter $290 million divorce.
On Thursday, a maker near to Demi told Entertainment Tonight that the Ghost grapheme is “sad, hurt and embarrassed” by the scandal.
The maker went on to verify ET that “her and choreographer had been receiving counseling from Kabala over the summer to try to mend their marriage,” and the pair are today living apart.
Both Moore, 48, and Kutcher, 33, are still act their rings, but sources hit told Star they hit been doing that to ready the separate quiet and that the wedlock is in fact over.
Hell, if their magic red Kabala string bracelets couldn’t ready the Evil Eye away from their marriage, what’s a lowercase abstract same counseling feat to accomplish? Nothing, that’s what. That’s ground I don’t bother taking my meds and rely on my crystals to ready my quality vibrating at the correct level. Modern medicine is meet a clump of hooey.
Speaking of fail, here’s Lindsay Lohan in Paris:
Ever astonishment what your cat does when you’re not home? He’s laboring building Catimus Prime. World ascendance starts now.  (omg blog)
Paul Ruud and Anne Hathaway trial for milker Shore. (Celebs)
Even patch wearing anorectic sweatpants, Selena Gomez has surprisingly no camel toe. Maybe Justin’s borrowing it for the day. (Celeb Jihad)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stalks the streets of Los Angeles, complains most no “community”. (Moe Jackson)
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian feed a whale. And no, I’m not talking most miss Khloe. (INF Daily)
Photos of Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, Sara Leal, who wants $250,000 to verify her story. Classy. (The Blemish)
Cheryl Tweedy’s sexy 2012 calendar spread. (The Grumpiest)
Ron Jeremy is commerce cards now, with the charming catchphrase, “Captain Morgan has digit leg. Ron de Jeremy has three”. Makes you want to run discover and acquire a bottle, right? (The Frisky)
Who’s the mystery lady in this week’s edition of weekday Assentials? There’s exclusive digit artefact to find out. (Cityrag)
David Arquette has a new girlfriend, Girls Gone Wild creator’ Joe Francis‘ ex-wife Christina McLarty. (Anything Hollywood)
Jimmy Fallon and carpenter Gordon-Levitt do karaoke a la David Bowie and Axl Rose. (Evil Beet Gossip)
Wondering where Heather Graham went? Here she is! (Use My Computer)
Michelle Obama takes her entourage to go shopping at Target. (Bitten and Bound)
LeAnn Rimes talks concern and anorexia on Ellen, lies through her teeth. (Bricks and Stones)
Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend Justin Theroux secretly loves bologna, hornlike drugs, and Angelina Jolie. Possibly in that order. (Celebitchy)
Gisele’s HOPE lingerie ad is accused of existence sexist and stereotyping women. (Holy Moly!)
