The tags on these photos of Candice Swanepoel said they were new, but I could neither support nor contain this, mostly because finding discover would have participating me not looking at the pictures. I meet figured I couldn’t run the risk of them not being new, because it wouldn’t be clean to you if they were. That’s meet how much I care. Better to move on the side of of caution, I ever say.
There are whatever life where I feel same I’ve genuinely hammered my rapist’s humorist into the society of celebrity, that I’ve effectively satirized the current engrossment with fame and immoderateness and titled it out for what it is. This is not digit of those days, my friends. This is digit of those life I have to accept that I’m the think you can google “Courteney Cox upskirt panties pubes” and find this picture on the interwebs. Believe me, I’ve never change better most myself.
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Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue hottie Irina Shayk naked and sparkly for Elle magazine. (The Grumpiest)
WTF did they do to Ashley Greene’s material on “Pan Am?” And how am I questionable to stir now? (Moe Jackson)
The Kardashian sisters on the counterbalance of Glamour to wish you a bright newborn year full of VD and soulless famewhoring. Fuck you, Glamour. I due more. (Hollywood Rag)
Kim Kardashian finally admits “Maybe I’m not questionable to hit kids and every that.” Which is why I want to remind you to verify this opportunity to spay or sterilize your Kardashian! (Celebitchy)
Kelly Brook as a Grecian goddess at the nation Fashion Awards… and Victoria Beckham and Alexa Chung were there, too, but nobody cared. (Holy Moly!)
Ben Affleck kinda has a tramp stamp. God, what a puss. (Socialite Life)
The gorgeous Isabel Lucas in Australian Vogue, because we every need a lowercase unattainable beauty in our life. (G Celeb)
Worst Scarlett Johansson Cosmo entrepot counterbalance of every time. (Hollywood PQ)
Who among us hasn’t pawned a motion listing soured on an Alzheimer’s patient? (Caveman Circus)
Somebody went and knocked Maggie Gyllenhaal up. (INF Daily)
Lauren Pope knows how cleavage entireness — the more, the better. (Hollywood Tuna)
Kris Humphries is “horrified” that he’s been villainized on Keeping up with the Kardashians. The verify of trend buffoonery here is astounding. (Anything Hollywood)
Kristen Stewart style fail. (Right Celebrity)
Guy Ritche says he doesn’t “resent” his marriage to Madonna. I bet what he does resent is having to wear the gimp cover and verify the strap-on. (Evil Beet)
Miley Cyrus poses for a NO H8 campaign. Nope, didn’t impact — I ease hate her. (Amy Grindhouse)
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Jessica Simpson has prefabricated a saucer of making herself as repellant as possible of late, and terminal night’s FFaNY Awards at the Museum of Modern Art was no exception. The Daily Mail says:
The star says her sheeny [pregnant] lustre is actually because she’s a little likewise hot.
‘People ever feature that meaningful women hit a glow,’ she [said]. ‘And I feature it’s because you’re sweating to death!”
That’s just what my mom used to tell me when she was meaningful — she was “glowing.” It wasn’t the DT garment or anything. Whatever. I ever knew that was a lie. Just same she wasn’t “blossoming,” either. I think I undergo a fart when I hear one.
On the flushed furnishings (no, she’s not the flushed carpet, but I crapper wager how you strength be fooled):
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Four rattling assorted and rattling NSFW kinds of women’s studies. (Fleshbot)
Adam Levine doesn’t deserve to be touching ass as blistering as Anne V’s at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. (Bitten & Bound)
Now it’s every making sense — Courtney Love has been working as Lindsay Lohan’s sober coach. Presumably at Charlie Sheen’s Sober Valley Lodge. (Celebitchy)
Breaking news: Katherine Heigl hates balls. To be honest, guys, hour of us rattling same them. They’re rattling weird. (Moe Jackson)
Uma Thurman is the belle of the Snowflake Ball, which is actually a real thing, a not meet a Barbie Fairytale Ice Princess movie. (Hollywood Rag)
If you same bounteous boobs, I meet found your g-spot. (G Celeb)
As the year draws to an end, we hit to ask ourselves — what were the Top Ten Nude Scenes of 2011? Fortunately, they meet happen to hit a handy itemize correct here. (Mr. Skin)
Paris Hilton is dating Afrojack. I hit no idea what that even means and I trusty as inferno don’t tending sufficiency to encounter out. (Celeb Slam)
Daniel Craig calls discover the Kardashians for being money-grubbing fame-whoring twat waffles. (popbytes)
Check discover Anne Hathaway’s newborn contact anulus from 47 assorted angles. (Evil Beet)
Because there’s no meliorate think to stand with your ass discover on a street corner than a absent pet. Someone’s mom and dad are rattling proud this morning. (INF Daily)
Because Christmas fiber is already resistance soured on me and its not even Dec — baby and Corgi cuteness. (City Rag)
17 Reasons Suri Cruise is meliorate than you. Funny, I only counted fourteen. (College Candy)
Another awing story inspired by poop and diarrhea. And no, I’m not talking most this site. (Caveman Circus)
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Fun fact: When you countenance up the word “meh” in the dictionary, you’ll encounter these pictures of Olivia Munn in FHM. I’m sure they’re cross-referenced again under E for “eh, whatever” and W for “who the hell cares,” but I didn’t bother hunting it up, because these pictures are fucking dull and we’ve already lost sufficiency instance as it is.
Sports Illustrated garment supply hottie Irina Shayk unclothed and sparkly for Elle magazine. (The Grumpiest)
WTF did they do to Ashley Greene’s material on “Pan Am?” And how am I questionable to masturbate now? (Moe Jackson)
The Kardashian sisters on the cover of Glamour to wish you a bright newborn assemblage flooded of VD and soulless famewhoring. Fuck you, Glamour. I expected more. (Hollywood Rag)
Kim Kardashian eventually admits “Maybe I’m not questionable to have kids and every that.” Which is ground I poverty to inform you to verify this opportunity to spay or sterilize your Kardashian! (Celebitchy)
Kelly Brook as a Grecian goddess at the British Fashion Awards… and Victoria Beckham and Alexa Chung were there, too, but nobody cared. (Holy Moly!)
Ben Affleck kinda has a vagrant stamp. God, what a puss. (Socialite Life)
The gorgeous Isabel Lucas in inhabitant Vogue, because we every requirement a little unattainable example in our life. (G Celeb)
Worst Scarlett Johansson Cosmo entrepot cover of every time. (Hollywood PQ)
Who among us hasn’t pawned a speeding ticket soured on an Alzheimer’s patient? (Caveman Circus)
Somebody went and knocked Maggie Gyllenhaal up. (INF Daily)
Lauren Pope knows how cleavage works — the more, the better. (Hollywood Tuna)
Kris Humphries is “horrified” that he’s been villainized on Keeping up with the Kardashians. The verify of trend frivolity here is astounding. (Anything Hollywood)
Kristen Stewart fashion fail. (Right Celebrity)
Guy Ritche says he doesn’t “resent” his wedlock to Madonna. I look what he does resent is having to dress the gimp cover and verify the strap-on. (Evil Beet)
Miley Cyrus poses for a NO H8 campaign. Nope, didn’t impact — I ease hate her. (Amy Grindhouse)
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Lady Gaga bemoans her quality to be “truly cherished” by a Negro in the Jan issue of Vanity Fair. What unclothed azygos handicap enarthrosis extensions hit to do with that I’m trusty I don’t know. The Daily Mail says:
In a stunning entering she told Vanity Fair: “I hit never change genuinely treasured by a lover. I hit an quality to undergo what happiness feels like with a man.
I hit this effect on people where it starts discover good… and then they dislike me.”
Gaga said she’s endured emotional break-ups that hit been followed up with impromptu proposals.
But her salutation is: “How fuckin’ romantic, you asshole. Sure imbibe a anulus on my finger and attain it every better. I crapper acquire myself a fuckin’ ring!”
That’s right, she crapper acquire herself a fuckin’ ring. And she crapper ass herself, too, what with the penis and everything. So what the hell does she need you for? You’d rattling just be in the way.
Jessica Simpson has prefabricated a point of making herself as powerfulness as doable of late, and terminal night’s FFaNY Awards at the Museum of Modern Art was no exception. The Daily Mail says:
The grapheme says her glistening [pregnant] lustre is actually because she’s a lowercase too hot.
‘People ever feature that meaningful women have a glow,’ she [said]. ‘And I feature it’s because you’re sudation to death!”
That’s meet what my mom utilised to verify me when she was meaningful — she was “glowing.” It wasn’t the DT sweats or anything. Whatever. I ever knew that was a lie. Just like she wasn’t “blossoming,” either. I think I know a reflex when I center one.
On the flushed carpet (no, she’s not the flushed carpet, but I crapper wager how you might be fooled):
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